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Don't Ruin The Surprise For Heather
Yesterday I bought Heather earrings as a Christmas or birthday gift (haven't decided when I'll give them to her)
Just like some husbands will buy their wife a special dress or slinky negligee because they want to see her wearing it, I too went with something that is guaranteed to get my blood pumping.
OH YEAH! TEN SIDED DICE, BABY!
Being a Dungeons & Dragons player from way back when I was 11 or 12, nothing will re-awaken memories of my emerging sexual awareness and excitement like some 10-sided dice used in Dungeon & Dragons dangling from my bride's ears. Now if I can only get Heather to dress up like Princess Leia from Return of the Jedi while wearing the 10-sided dice and I'll be in heaven.
Hoo-Hah!
posted by Brendan | 12:36 PM | permanent link
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