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Bring It On!
The New York Times > Guy Decor: The Bachelor and the Dust Bunny
Tom McNulty probably thinks he's all Mr. Clean and shit because he wrote a book telling men how to keep their bachelor pads clean.
Let me tell you right now that I could clean and organize circles around Mr. Writer-boy. Proof? How about that I never even thought about putting liquid dishwashing detergent in the dishwasher. Even when I was wee lad of 10 or 11. Dishwashing liquid in the dishwasher. Please!
YOU CAN'T CLEAN FOR SHIT! YA' HEAR ME, MCNULTY. I'LL MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU IN HEAD-TO-HEAD COMPETITON! I'll even give you a two bathroom headstart - one of them with a shower/tub to boot.
BRING IT ON, BITCH!
posted by Brendan | 4:47 PM | permanent link
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